Challenge: If I Could Be Anywhere
Characters: Tom Riddle
Before embarking upon my greater achievements, I shall return to the orphanage, once. I desire to prove upon those Muggles what I've become, and I would watch their screams of fear and terror turn to a glorious exultation of agony as they shatter beneath my wand. But I am not yet powerful enough to defy the Ministry openly, so when I return to the orphanage this last time, I will merely dispense my pitiful assortment of Muggle belongings among those nonentities who remain.
The belongings will, of course, be spelled as Portkeys to Albania. There are no Aurors in Albania.